Winning a point is only part of the game here at DeathWatch. We pride ourselves in reporting the news fast, and coming up with clever ways to pass the information over to you in our own, unique brand. Over the years, we've published some gems. Here, in random order, are some of our personal favorites. When we archive a gem, we insert it randomly into the list, so enjoy hunting!
Knotts Rots
Don Knotts, actor
Gilligone
Bob Denver, actor
Law and over
Jerry Orbach, actor
It's Howdy Deady Time
Buffalo Bob Smith, children's show host
The Eagle has leukemia
Alan Shepard, astronaut
Life gives Siskel thumbs-down
Gene Siskel, film critic
No time to make the doughnuts
Michael Vale, pitch man
Imogene Croaka
Imogene Coca, actress
Lethal Knieval
Evel Knieval, daredevil
Papa's got a brand new casket
James Brown, singer
Where have you gone?
Joe DiMaggio, baseball star
Suddenly suicide
David Strickland, actor
Diff'rent dose
Dana Plato, actress
Como no-mo
Perry Como, singer
Wax on, kick off
Pat Morita, actor
Ben-Hurt
Charlton Heston, actor
"I'm dead, Jim!"
DeForest Kelley, actor
'John-John' gone-gone
John F. Kennedy, Jr., entrepreneur
Respect the least of his problems
Rodney Dangerfield, comedian
Blazing Ovaries
Madeline Kahn, comedienne
Ernest Goes to the Graveyard
Jim Varney, actor
May the corpse be with you
Sir Alec Guinness, actor
Chief of Stiff
John Spencer, actor
I Wanna Be Creamated
Joey Ramone, singer, The Ramones
Talking 'bout my degeneration
John Entwhistle, bassist, The Who
Six feet Unger
Tony Randall, actor
She's a-movin' on up
Isabel Sanford, actress
CaDyver
Dana Elcar, actor on MacGyver
Heeeeere's emphesyma!
Johnny Carson, talk show host
The defense rests
Johnny Cochran, lawyer
